26 June 2009
Friday Language Rant
Maybe, what I'm getting at is the basis for the accents we carry in a particular language. Our pronunciation affects everything. It affects how people understand us, and how well we understand others.
Would it be easier if there was a language that consisted of, say the easiest sounds ever? We could do away with the rr's, the ö's and the th's of the world and exist in more pronounceable world. Obviously, I'm dreaming, and venting a little.
What do you think? What are the hardest sounds for you to say in a given language?
19 June 2009
Word Buzz Friday: Top 25 German Words
1. das Jahr, -e year | 14. die Leute (pl.) people |
2. das Mal, -e time (as in number of times) | 15. die Arbeit, -en work, job |
3. das Beispiel, -e example | 16. das Prozent, -e percent |
4. die Zeit time | 17. die Hand, -¨e hand |
5. die Frau, -en woman, wife, Mrs. | 18. die Stadt, -¨e city |
6. der Mensch, -en human being, man | 19. der Herr, -en man, gentleman, Mr. |
7. das Kind, -er child | 20. der/das Teil, -e part |
8. der Tag, -e day | 21. das Problem, -e problem |
9. der Mann, -¨er man | 22. die Welt, -en world |
10. das Land, -¨er country, land | 23. das Recht, -e right, law |
11. die Frage, -n question | 24. das Ende, -n end |
12. das Haus, -¨er house | 25. die Million (Mio.), -en million |
13. der Fall, -¨e fall, case |
18 June 2009
Language Learning Issues
To make matters worse, many times there are words that you think you know because they appear so similar to your native tongue. But, be careful of these false cognates. Here are some in Spanish as provided by www.spanish.bz.
spanish word | actual english | how to really say English version |
actualmente | at present | actually - la verdad es que |
asisistir | to attend | assist/help - ayudar |
carpeta | folder | carpet - alfombra |
chocar | to crash | choke - ahogar/sofocar |
embarazada | pregnant | embarassed - avergonzado |
éxito | success | exit - salida |
largo | long | large - grande |
parientes | relatives | parents - padres |
realizar | to actualize | realize - darse cuenta |
recordar | remember | record - grabar |
sensible | sensitive | sensible - razonable, sensato |
soportar | put up with | support - mantener |
últimamente | lately | ultimately - al final |
vaso | drinking glass | vase - jarrón |
Here are some false cognates in German from www.learnenglishonline.yuku.com.
(D for Deutsch or German, E for English)
D - handy = E - a mobile phone
E - handy = D - handlich
D - Bad = E - bath
E - bad = D - schlecht
D - blamieren = E - embarass
E - blame = D - Schuld
What has your experience been with false cognates? Do you know any embarrassing ones?
12 June 2009
Word Buzz Friday
Have a great weekend!
11 June 2009
One Millionth Word
This is what Yahoo Tech had to say about the new addition to our ever expanding language:
A U.S.-based language monitoring group crowned Web 2.0 as the one millionth word or phrase in the English language on Wednesday, although other linguists slammed it as nonsense and a stunt.
The Global Language Monitor, which uses a math formula to track the frequency of words and phrases in print and electronic media, said Web 2.0 appeared over 25,000 times in searches and was widely accepted, making it the legitimate, one millionth word.
It said Web 2.0 started out as a technical term meaning the next generation of World Wide Web products and services but had crossed into far wider circulation in the last six months.
Other linguists, however, denounced the list as pure publicity and unscientific, saying it was impossible to count English words in use or to agree on how many times a word must be used before it is officially accepted.
There are no set rules for such a count as there is no certified arbiter of what constitutes a legitimate English word and classifying the language is complicated by the number of compound words, verbs and obsolete terms.
"I think it's pure fraud ... It's not bad science. It's nonsense," Geoffrey Nunberg, a linguistics professor at the University of California at Berkeley, told reporters.
Paul JJ Payack, president of the Global Language Monitor, brushed off the criticism, saying his method was technically sound.
"If you want to count the stars in the sky, you have to define what a star is first and then count. Our criteria is quite plain and if you follow those criteria you can count words. Most academics say what we are doing is very valuable," said Payack.
He has calculated that about 14.7 new English words or phrases are generated daily and said the five words leading up to the millionth highlighted how English was changing along with current social trends.
This list included "Jai Ho!" an Indian exclamation signifying victory or accomplishment, and "slumdog," a derisive term for children living in the slums of India that became popular with the Oscar-winning movie "Slumdog Millionaire."
The list also included "cloud computing," meaning services delivered via the cloud or Internet, "carbon neutral," a widely used term in the climate change debate, and "N00b," a derogatory term from the gaming community for a newcomer.
"Some 400 years after the death of the Bard, the words and phrases were coined far from Stratford-Upon-Avon, emerging instead from Silicon Valley, India, China, and Poland, as well as Australia, Canada, the U.S. and the UK," said Texas-based Payack.
(Writing by Belinda Goldsmith, Editing by Miral Fahmy)
05 June 2009
Word Buzz Friday: Wine Vocab

29 May 2009
Word Buzz Friday: Hot For Words
Today for your weekly word buzz, I am posting two videos from the Youtube made famous Marina Orlova who appears scantily clad on her website and Youtube channel to teach people like us new vocab words. She even takes requests. Here are her definitions for swine flu and antidisestablishmentarianism.
Antidisestablishmentarianism:
Swine Flu:
Peace out language nerds!
28 May 2009
The Foreigner Card: When to use a bad accent?
Now, I take particular offense to people speaking to me in English. It's like they are insulting my Spanish (or German teehehehe). Hello, I didn't go for four years to a crazy liberal arts school and study abroad in three countries for this! So, I might be a tad arrogant, too.
Anyways, all bantering aside, when do you think it's best to fake a bad accent, or fake that you don't know what's going on when you really do?
I would maybe consider doing it to get out of a parking/speeding ticket or for some other such offense. I have once done it to avoid standing in the eternal line of bureaucracy hell that is otherwise known as where you have to go to return crap at a local department store. I simple smiled at the lady with my cutest, most convincing gringa smile, and said "NO.ENTENDER." She huffed off and returned my garment for me. Perfect.
But, is it fair to always play the foreigner card when traveling or living abroad? Have you ever done it in your own city? (I may have also done that once, but I'm not sure I want to brag about it here).
22 May 2009
Word Buzz Friday: Learn A Language
German
Japanese
Italian
Portuguese
Spanish
Turkish
13 May 2009
American vs. British Slang
08 May 2009
Word Buzz Friday
bivouac \BIV-wak, BIV-uh-wak\ , noun:
1. An encampment for the night, usually under little or no shelter.
intransitive verb:
1. To encamp for the night, usually under little or no shelter.
"Rob had made his emergency bivouac just below the South Summit."
-- David Breashears, "Death on the mountain", The Observer, March 30, 2003
coruscate \KOR-uh-skayt\
1. To give off or reflect bright beams or flashes of light; to sparkle.
2. To exhibit brilliant, sparkling technique or style.
"They pulled up at the farthest end of a loop path that looked out over the great basin of the Rio Grande under brilliant, coruscating stars."
-- Bill Roorbach, "Big Bend", The Atlantic, March 2001
thaumaturgy \THAW-muh-tuhr-jee\ , noun:
The performance of miracles or magic.
-- John Voland, "Prez presses tech buttons", Variety
umbrage \UHM-brij\ , noun:
1. Shade; shadow; hence, something that affords a shade, as a screen of trees or foliage.
2. a. A vague or indistinct indication or suggestion; a hint.
3. b. Reason for doubt; suspicion.
4. Suspicion of injury or wrong; offense; resentment.
Burr finally took umbrage, and challenged him to a duel.
-- Richard A. Samuelson, "Alexander Hamilton: American", Commentary, June 1999
The source for today's words is http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/.
05 May 2009
How do you teach a bad word?
He was explaining a project they are working on in his company. The project is abstracting uranium from a country in Africa. I wasn't paying too much attention, maybe I was watching the amber liquid in my glass vibrate as the people walked by, but all of the sudden I heard it. The N word.
"Excuse me?" I asked.
"Apparently they have lots of uranium," he went on without noticing my pause.
"No. Stop. What country did you say?" I asked again.
He looked confused. Then said it. There it was again. The N word.
"Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. How do you spell it?"
He wrote out in his notebook n-i-g-e-r. (Note: pronounced /niːˈʒɛər/ or /ˈnaɪdʒər/)
"Oh! Niger! Okay... Whew... Now, I'm going to explain something to you."
I told him that the N word in English is right up there with some of the most offensive words ever. No one should use it. Sometimes rappers use it in songs, but besides that no one says it.
He looked confused again. I realized right away we were having a cultural misunderstanding because Chile is not the most pc country ever and while I may not have an emotional response to Chilean swear words like culiar, probably no one will look at me sideways if I all the sudden start saying it. However, in the case of the N word it is much different. People will not care where you are from. If you say it, it is offensive.
After a few minutes of my explanation he nodded in agreement, "Alright. I won't say it. But, I should probably tell my coworkers because they all say it too."
*****
01 May 2009
Word Buzz Friday: Swine Flu Edition
Ms. Piggy Flu:
A suggested name for the "swine" flu.
A person medically qualified by Google's search engine to diagnose symptoms of sickness.
Dr. James: Really? That's what Google says? Send him to emergency immediately!
Dr. James: *note to self* Mrs. Smith's Son is fine. Mrs. Smith however has a case of Dr Google.
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse here comes....
Swine Mono:
The mono you get from pigs.
Have a great weekend!!!
24 April 2009
Word Buzz Friday
I don't know if you are as obsessed with twitter as I am, but did you know there is a name for what your friends who constantly tweet celebrities? Yes. That's right there it. Maybe now, it will become a disorder like Facebook addiction. Only time will tell.
Tweet Dropping:When a twitter user has a one-way conversation with a celebrity so that to the users followers, it seems like they are talking to a celebrity and thus are instantly über-cool in the eyes of their followers, when in fact they are a loser with nothing better to do than have a fake conversation with themselves.Tweet-Dropper: @BritneySpears How did the barbecue go? I heard Justin Timberlake was there too >.< awkward?
Similar to name dropping IRL, but even more annoying and even less likely to be true.
Tweet-Dropper (A few minutes later, without a reply from Britney): @BritneySpears Haha yes, I suppose after a while it got pretty normal for both of you, you must go to loads of the same things!
Have a great weekend! I'm outta here!
17 April 2009
Word Buzz Friday: Scrabble Edition
I did the digging for you in the Dictionary of Difficult Words. The points are as follows:
- 2 blank tiles (scoring 0 points)
- 1 point: E ×12, A ×9, I ×9, O ×8, N ×6, R ×6, T ×6, L ×4, S ×4, U ×4
- 2 points: D ×4, G ×3
- 3 points: B ×2, C ×2, M ×2, P ×2
- 4 points: F ×2, H ×2, V ×2, W ×2, Y ×2
- 5 points: K ×1
- 8 points: J ×1, X ×1
- 10 points: Q ×1, Z ×1
1. Quaff (10+1+1+4+4= 20 points at least):
v.t. drink deeply; drink in long draughts; n. a long draught.
2. Quixotic (10+1+1+8+1+1+1+3=24 pts at least):
a. idealistic; altruistic; unpractical. quixotism, quixotry, n.
3. Kabbadi (5+1+3+3+1+2+1= 16 at least):
n. Indian game of tag, played by two teams.
4. Jalousie (8+1+1+1+1+1+1+1= 15 at least):
n. blind or shutter with slats slanting upwards and inwards.
5. Xenogamy (8+1+1+1+2+1+3+4= 21 at least):
n. cross-fertilization. xenogenesis, n. production of offspring unlike the parent. xenograft, n. heterograft. xenolith, n. rock particle included in another rock. xenomorphic a. with a form not its own.
6. Zollverein (10+1+1+1+4+1+1+1+1= 21 at least):
n. 'customs-union' as organized by Prussia in the 1830s.
7. Zymosis (10+4+3+1+1+1+1= 21 at least):
n. fermentation; process resembling fermentation in development of infectious disease.
Now go forth and kick some buttocks (2+1+1+1+1+1+5+1) at Scrabble!
13 April 2009
Uruguayan English Ads
03 April 2009
Word Buzz Friday
Then, I did some research and found this. However, if you are like me, you rarely ever click on links. So the best of the definitions is here:
snarf
/snarf/ 1. To grab, especially to grab a large document or
file for the purpose of using it with or without the author's
permission.
See also BLT.
2. (Unix) To fetch a file or set of files across a network.
See also blast.
3. To acquire, with little concern for legal forms or
politesse (but not quite by stealing). "They were giving away
samples, so I snarfed a bunch of them."
4. Synonym for slurp. "This program starts by snarfing the
entire database into core."
5. (GEnie) To spray food or programming fluids due to
laughing at the wrong moment. This sense appears to be
widespread among mundane teenagers - ESR.
6. This term was mainstream in the late 1960s, meaning "to eat
piggishly". It may still have this connotation in context.
7. A creature on the Thundercats, fond of eating, usually
covertly.
Who knew that snarf had sooo many meanings???
27 March 2009
Word Buzz Friday
Okay, admit it. We all have that one friend where it seems no matter what we do we will never have as many friends as they do on Facebook. Face it, they have over 1,000 and you just aren't sure if your "friend" even knows all of those people. Maybe your "friend" is you. There is a word for that. Facebookemon March 23 |
Steve - "How many do you really know? go admit it, most of them are Facebookemon"
John - "Gotta catch em all, gotta catch em all"
This next one was said to me by a friend after I told her how much time I had recently spent with a special someone.
Wifed up
When a man (or woman in my case) is held down or in check by a female (*ahem* male in my case) counterpart so as to not engage in social situations with other members of the general public.
Our good buddy John is wifed up this weekend and can't come out with the guys.
What she actually said was "Oh, I forgot that you've been wifed up recently."
There you have it folks! Two new words to add to your slangcabulary. Have a super awesome weekend!
20 March 2009
Word Buzz Friday
Time for another word buzz! It looks like POP! (that along with "my favorite isn't listed") happened to be the favorite onomatopoeia from last week. I wonder why I didn't put "buzz"?
Today's word is:
Zombie Company
Haha! I haven't heard this mentioned on CNN. Actually, I haven't been watching so much CNN since I can't figure out what channel it's on this cable plan in Chile. Oh well...
Anyways, Happy Friday!
17 March 2009
Internet Spanish Lessons
They wouldn't let me embed the code, but here is the link for a lesson que mi daba mucha risa. It's romance vocabulary for beginners! For those moments when you find yourself at a tapas bar in Madrid, or a coffee shop in Buenos Aires and that über-hot chico walks over to you and says "Tienes los ojos más lindos que he visto." Then, you discover that he's a multi-millionaire with a private jet waiting to take you all over the world. Only one problem: El chico guapísimo no habla inglés! (You hottie doesn't speak English). What!!? Was that only my fantasy? Alright... I'll stop.
Here are some more romantic things to whisper into your amor's ear. It works even if they are of the non-Spanish speaking variety. It's just that pretty...
Romantic Spanish Phrases | |
Spanish | English |
¿Tienes novia(o)? | Do you have a girlfriend (boyfriend)? |
¿Estás soltera(o)? | Are you single? |
He estado pensando en ti. | I've been thinking about you. |
Pienso en ti todo el tiempo. | I think about you all the time. |
Sólo puedo pensar en ti. | I can only think of you. |
Desde que te conocí no hago nada más que pensar en ti. | Since I met you I do nothing else except think of you. |
Soy muy afortunado(a) de conocerte. | I'm very fortunate to know you. |
Eres muy linda(o). | You are very pretty / lovely. |
¡Qué linda(o)! | How pretty / lovely you are! |
Eres muy sexy. | You're very sexy. |
Me gustas (mucho). | I like you (a lot). |
Me haces (mucha) falta. | I miss you (a lot). |
Te extraño (mucho). | I miss you (a lot). |
Me vuelves loco(a). | You drive me crazy. |
Estoy loco(a) por ti. | I'm crazy for you. |
Te adoro. | I adore you. |
Te deseo. | I want / desire you. |
Eres divina(o). | You are divine. |
Eres espectacular. | You are spectacular. |
Tienes los ojos más bonitos del mundo. | You have the prettiest eyes in the world. |
Tienes una sonrisa muy hermosa. | You have a very beautiful / lovely smile. |
Eres la persona más maravillosa del mundo. | You are the most wonderful person in the world. |
Me encanta saber que estás conmigo. | I love to know that you're with me. |
Tu ternura me encanta. | I love your tenderness / softness. |
Cada hora que paso contigo me parece un segundo. | Each hour that passes with you seems like a second. |
Una sonrisa tuya me hace inmensamente feliz. | A smile of yours makes me immensely happy. |
No puedo esperar a verte. | I can't wait to see you. |
Mamacita rica | A very pretty (and hot) girl |
Papacito rico | A very handsome (and hot) guy |
Mi princesa | My princess |
Mi príncipe | My prince |
Mi tesoro | My treasure |
Mi cielo | My heaven |
Corazón | Sweetheart |
Cariño | Honey / Dear |
Nena | Babe (girl) |
Nene | Babe (guy) |
Besos | Kisses |
Abrazos | Hugs |